"Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
"At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."
'Declarations of love amuse me, especially when unrequited.'
"'That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain."
"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides he wants to take a bath with the duckie."
"We love reproducing. It's one of our favorite things."
"Your friend's poetry is terrible...It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random."
Clary:Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you.
Jace: Of course they are. I am stunningly attractive."
Clary: Haven't you heard that modesty is an attractive trait?
Jace: Only from ugly people.
""I am a man" he told her,"and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown"