Но когда ты - ПСИХ! И небо тебе подвластно!
Забавные цитати, некоторые из фиков, некоторые из сериалов, мультов.

Некоторые просто. Непонятно откуда натыренные и непонятно когда.

НО забавные.



"The Captain looks like a prisoner on the barge of the dead"

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"And you thought Star Trek was only for 13 year old boys..."

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"Now that looks like a woman walking to her own hanging."

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"looking as if he'd just caught his mother in bed with his wife"

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"She wondered what gods she had offended in her short life to get her so thoroughly buried in targ dung"

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"I just want to hug him and squeeze him and hold him and love him and call him George!" -"Looney Toons" SnowMan

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"Good students are just bad students who haven't been caught yet"

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"If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to hell.' If I were human."-Spock, Star Trek VI

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"My client may be legally sane but that doesn't mean he's not crazy." Law and Order

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"Reality continues to ruin my life."-Calvin and Hobbes

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"Why don't people understand that 'excuse me' means 'please get the fuck out of my way'?"

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"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"-Calvin and Hobbes

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"Why does everyone say my name like it means 'Shut up'?"-Jubilee, X-Men

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"Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for 'get out'". -Janeway to Neelix [#6 The Cloud]

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"This isn't sabotage, Seven. It's fan mail." -Janeway to Seven [#133 Virtuoso]

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"Speak English, not whatever they speak in, um..."

"England?" -- Buffy and Giles

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