If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.
"If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for."
"I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass"
"I don't want to be a man, I want to be an angst-ridden teeenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well, you're doing a vantastic job."
"You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself blue and danced around naked singing 'cunning plans are here again'."
"'...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay/"
"Selling them on what?"
"A mythical place of great magical power."
"'We came to see Jace. Is he alright?''
''I don't know. Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?''
"Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great."
"Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. "
"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for."
"I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass"
"I don't want to be a man, I want to be an angst-ridden teeenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well, you're doing a vantastic job."
"You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself blue and danced around naked singing 'cunning plans are here again'."
"'...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay/"
"Selling them on what?"
"A mythical place of great magical power."
"'We came to see Jace. Is he alright?''
''I don't know. Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?''
"Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great."
"Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. "
"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."
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